Assalamualaikum, and a very good day to everyone...

I had been thinking of adding a different kind of entry today, something provocative perhaps, just to fish (as in 'pancing') the opinion of my fellow readers on the particular topic... it won't be as interesting or provocative as ND's pakaian ketat entry though, (which has generated a record of 82 comments so far... kudos to ND) but nevertheless interesting to ponder and discuss. As a disclaimer, the following paragraphs is forwarded to me by a friend, and it has not be tampered or modified in any way. I might not 100% agrees on the context, but to some extend, I do found it logic (I am an engineer rite? so logic argument is just part of my butter-and-bread ). It is about the engineers in relationship, please..., be open-minded and objective, no offence or any ill-intentions to Lawyers, Managers, Artists, Doctors, I am not here to make enemies,... I thought the author might really has an issue with engineers been portray as a lousy possible partner/ mate/ special... read on, and tell me what U think, ok?!


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Specially dedicated to all engineers out there...
Message: Today's lesson - Girls must be convinced, so learn to promote yourself - convince them that 'Engineers are the Best Boyfriends'. Let me tell you why girls should eventually marry an engineer over a Law, Management, Arts or Medical School Graduate. He has three distinct advantages over the rest of the graduates.


Advantage 1: Secure lifestyle
An engineer boyfriend can provide you with a secure lifestyle. At 27 years old, an engineer probably has a respectable, stable job that gives him a high income to own a car, invest, have a comfortable life, and get married and buy a house too. Law graduates are still working as a lowly apprentice in law firm. Most management graduates have just failed on their first business plan.
The arts graduate is still looking for a job. And the medical school graduate is still living in a hospital.


Advantage 2: Unmatchable industriousness
An engineer boyfriend will dedicate an unimaginable amount of his time and effort to understand you. Engineers strain really really hard to understand their work. You can believe that they will try really really hard to understand women too, just like how they understand their work, once they believe that you are the one. So even if they don't understand you initially, they will keep on trying. Even if they still do not understand, they will figure out the correct method to keep you happy (e.g. buy diamond ring = 1 week's worth of happiness.) And once they find out the secret formula, they will just keep on repeating it so that the desired results appear.

Unlike the Lawyer who will argue with you. The Management graduate who will try to control your spending. The Arts graduate who will 'change major'. And the medical school graduate who will operate on you. And you know what, it's really so easy to make engineers believe that you are the 'one'. Say that you like one of their project and they will be hooked to you forever.


Advantage 3: An engineer boyfriend will never betray your trust.
Let me first tell you what is wrong with the rest of the others - The lawyers will lie about everything. Management graduates will cheat your money. The arts graduate will flirt, and you probably just look like another cadaver to the medical school graduate. Your engineer boyfriend is either too busy to have an affair, and even if he does, he is too dumb to lie to you about that. Hence, an engineer is the most secure boyfriend that you will ever find - rich enough, will keep on trying to understand and please you, has no time for affairs, and too dumb to lie to you.

So girls, why procrastinate?
Get an engineer for your boyfriend!

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